Good morning, Connor,Versace is on One.
Okay. One, two, three. You are ravishing.
Kiki, Nadya, Charlece, it's not gonna work out for us.
Tell me you are not breaking up with me on a conference call.
Don't listen to these ladies. They are crazy.
Connor, we can still hear you when you cover the camera, you know? Oh!
I slide that you came,but need you gonna make the rehearsal?
Yeah!
Connor Mead.
Jenny Perotti.
If you do anything to detract him from her wedding, I will sneak into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your favourite appendage.
And the first part sounds nice.
This is gonna be tougher than I thought. Heehee heeheeee…
I'm here to warn you, kid. Tonight you're gonna be visited by three ghosts.
Uncle Wayne. You are dead.
Whatever happens to you tonight is for your own good.
Now we are talking.
Hi, Connor.
Wow, who are you?
Oh, I am the Ghost of Girlfriends Past. Oh, tickle on behalf. I'm gonna take you back through all your past girlfriends.
We dated for two days. For an hour, for 48 seconds.
Oh my God, it's Jenny. (Hey hey…)
I just move,I just move.
Oh, we go out. We will have a little dinner. What do you say?
We had to button you up. You looked like a gay pirate.
This is the moment you truly fell in love with Jenny. You completely let her in. So you did what you do best. You left.
From New Line Cinema
I'm sorry about us. Now I've played out.
You are actually apologizing, are you?
What if you could relive your past?
We are gonna keep it forever.
I don't think I said that.
We are gonna keep it forever.
Okay, I get it.
What if you could listen in on the present?
If I see him again and I'm just right back to where I was before.
What if you could change the future?
(Make sure it's you~,make sure it's me~)
No,no,no,no,she's supposed to be with me. She's always supposed to be with me.
(...to we used to be~)
No,No~~~~~
Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner and Michael Douglas.
I can't believe it, you kept it.
Ghosts of Girlfriends past.
No~~~~~