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¡°This basic system provided we have filling stations along the way. It means full access to the entire greater solar system. Okay, so any questions for NASA?¡±

¡°I wanted to ask you¡­uhh¡­on behalf of all the ladies, can I go upstairs and give you a kiss? A good luck kiss?¡±

¡°It¡¯s very nice to meet you. My name is Aldo. And three weeks ago I was at Burning Man in the Nevada Desert.¡±

¡°Great.¡±

¡°And it felt like I was in Mars. It was a dusty storm and it was really cold at night and there was no water. But there was one problem at Burning Man. With a population of only 75 000, there was a lot of shit. And there was no water to take it into the rivers, which is kind of what we do today in our current sanitation system. So I was like¡­is this what Mars is going to be like? Just a dusty waterless shitty storm? So I was like ¡®Hey Elon, are you working on a sustainable sanitation? Are we gonna have a toilet in Mars that doesn¡¯t use water?¡¯ Today on earth, there is three billion people that don¡¯t have toilet¡­¡±

¡°Guys, actually I have to say¡­we have to keep it¡­¡®no essays, only questions¡¯.¡±

¡°Alright. So are you working on a toilet for Mars?¡±

¡°Elon, XXX, you are the best. Everybody, give it up for Elon, please! This guy inspires the shit out of us! Come on! I¡¯ve got a gift for you. It¡¯s a comic book called ¡®The Future of Fusion¡¯. It¡¯s about the first man on Mars. He looks like you. I can¡¯t get past El Chapso¡¯s militia though. So I don¡¯t know. Should I just throw this on the stage?¡±

¡°Sorry?¡±

¡°My question is ¡®Can I give you this gift?¡¯¡±

¡°Sure, you have¡­yeah.¡±

¡°It¡¯s the Future of Fusion. Thank you.¡±

¡°Alright, thank you.¡±

¡°Questions, not essays.¡±

¡°Yeah, yeah, quick questions. So it¡¯s about you sending someone to Mars, but kind of like that first monkey that got shot to space. They are never coming back. It¡¯s gonna be a one-way trip.¡±

¡°Not necessarily.¡±

¡°Well maybe¡­so do you mathematically determine the world¡¯s most expendable human being to make the journey? ¡­and that¡¯s Michael Cera. So I wanted to see if this is like a project you might have any interest in supporting Funny or Die just drove 31 million views to a, like Hillary Clinton, Zach Galifianakis video a few days ago.¡±

¡°Sorry, we are out of time and have to make way for a new session, so this is going to be our last question.¡±

¡°Sorry, yeah, we have to make room for a new session. Sorry guys. Thank you for coming. Thank you for listening.¡±