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发表于 2008-1-24 12:54
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Homework
Ok, now I just want you to do what you normally do. Ok,er,hello,um I just...I begin what I do. Hey,hey..ur..this is some of what I do...I think sometimes I go places...This is our relish tray. I'd like you to film it for insurance purposes. Oh,what's the point of putting my socks on. I just have to take them off again a week later. Homer, before you even held out the door in the morning,you are already a loser. Fine,I'll show you a winner, just you watch! Think positive, think positive...Oh... You were saying? Homer,you'er journey downsatairs.Wouldn't it be a lot safer if you remember the NDCs of concentration.Never Don't Concentrate. Will you shut up?I cant hear a sound in my head! Oh!! You wanna get a reaction show with butt? No, but we should get some background noise.Everyone quiet for4 seconds.thank you,people,moving on. Oh, what! Oh! Here's an important tip: Stop doing that! I really enjoy paying you to yell at me,say I suck,but it's no use.I'm a hopeless loser,and I always will be. Homer, your round. This I can do! Wow!Yeah!Here you go! I hold my 2-17 average and weep.Here's I said I've lost all hope. Homer, here in the bowling alley, you're totally a different man!Relaxed, confident. Is it going somewhere? What we have to do is figure a way to make bowling Homer into everyday Homer. I have an aunt who became an uncle. Would you say it like that? I want you to wear those bowling shoes out of the door and everywhere you go. It's crazy but it just might work. Dr. Fredaway J. Weksman, you are a genius! That's not my name. I wasn't talking to you. [music] "Homer, your shoe attitude is blowing people over. These are letters from companies interested in interviewing you! How many of those are private links? This one! Handyman's choice copper tubing. They need safty inspector to fly between their North American planes. I'm getting that job. Bart, unless you clean urine, stay! Now to make sure you're motivated to get this job, you have to put your old one. I'll call your boss right now. I'll get it, sir. Just set it to voice-mail. You here for the safty inspector job? Well I can see the position of headsman CEO is already taken. Oh, lucky you're ready. If you can write your name so that I can read it,you're in.
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