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发表于 2008-1-31 14:24
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I got the job. Hey, yeah, dad. We knew you could do it. Good luck on your first day, dad. Get a milk, homer. I am so proud of you, sweetie. I am gonna get there early, so I can get in with a good lunch-cook, guy. Find out if he has a wife, we could double-date. Hey, dad, you’re our hero.
Can I help you? I have no job and nowhere to go. Well, what I have to buy so I can sit here all day. Well with a coffee you can stay till lunch. Then you have to order a salad. One small coffee, please. And then dozen of those place match with the maze on it. They are all the same maze. Somebody getta do /.
Look happy. So, how was your first day at your new job? Oh, it was great. Flew until sun on the company jet ,did my job in the awaken assistant with what I have already told you, because that’s what you do when you have a job. I’m so proud of you dad. Stop peppering me with questions.
Principle Skinner, why do you have to leave the learn and touch reptile zoo so early? Well, it seemed someone was riding the giant tortoise naked ? It’s not my fault. The drinking fountain dare me to do it.
Freak fried. Look out. If it touches you, you die of suicide. Don’t do it, don’t do it.
Dad? I know it’s you, homer. Oh! Why ain’t you at your new job? Well, explanation why. The fact is that I lied and I didn’t get the job, you see, when I got there, So she said, that's not my inbox, and he said that’s not the jerk’s report. Hahaha, you should not have to repeat the joke I just told ya. But as a formality I must ask, do you know anything about Copper Tubae. Ah. Well, ah, come on, say, you are hired. No. Say yes. Read your resume was shallow. Say yes. Security. Security. Don’t say security, come on, give me the job or you’ll get hurt.
I couldn’t bear to tell your mother so I hang out here all day. But dad, you gotta tell her, she has been buying brand-name groceries. Brand like Wisest choice and Day-o-delight? No, things rich people buy like Campo Soup and Pepsodent |
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